[pr0k] Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
- From: Andy Burrows <Andy.Burrows@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "'pr0k@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx'" <pr0k@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 8 Jul 2002 11:43:17 +0100
Anything Jesus does I can do better,
I can drop homies with a flick of the wrist
and a 9 millimetre
self cooling Berretta
with enough lead to slug dead a horse...
Anything Jesus does I can do better,
live in the desert for a million years
eating flies off of shit
and fall in a pit
upon spikes used by Indians to catch bears...
Anything Jesus does I can do better,
I can inflate my arms to the size of the moon
and beat up Hulk Hogan
and rip off his legs
and use them to beat the Ultimate Warrior to death.
Anything Jesus does I can do better,
I can make moth-ridden skulls in the sun
that fly in spheres
of golden eagles
and polish nickle-plated baboons...
Anything Jesus does I can do better,
I can make Zippy's skin peel off
and turn Bungle to dust
and send Jeffery to Hell
and fuck little George in the ass.
Jesus says "Toe-mate-oh" and I say "Fuck yo' mamma..."
Jesus says "Poe-tate-oh" and I say "Fuck yo' mamma..."
"Toe-mate-oh"
"Fuck yo' mamma..."
"Poe-tate-oh"
"Fuck yo' mamma..."
Let's call the whole thing Hades...
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