-=PCTechTalk=- Re: Drama

  • From: "Glo" <redowl@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <pctechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 01:14:49 -0700

Well, this certainly has been fun reading today!  Since I rarely (like
never) have anything to contribute, I thought this joke might ease some of
the tension.  Actually, I've just been dying to share it with all of you :o)
If this isn't one of the funniest jokes you've ever heard, just throw me off
the list (please please don't, just kidding!)  Here goes:

Talking Dog

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of  a house: Talking Dog
for Sale. He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the
backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and  sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I  discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young, and I wanted to help the  government; so I told the CIA about
my gift, and in no time at all they had me  jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,  because no one figured a dog
would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most  valuable spies for eight
years running. But the jetting around really tired me  out, and I knew I
wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I  signed up for a
job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly  wandering
near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some  incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess  of
puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in  and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.
"Ten dollars"  the guy  says.

"This dog is  amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a big liar. He didn't do any of that sh*t."

~Glo






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