Well, now you say it, maybe it was. The only Tennessee joke I have on file is this one. Stumpy and Martha Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Tennessee state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance." Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars." Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They landed and the pilot turned to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't." Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars." Carl ----- Original Message ----- From: Scott McNay To: Carl Sent: Saturday, February 22, 2003 10:24 AM Subject: [pcductape] Re: Short Vacation Hello Carl, Saturday, February 22, 2003, 10:21:08 AM, you wrote: C> I use to know a joke about how to spell Tennessee but I've C> forgotten it. Maybe someone knows. Sure it wasn't the Mississippi joke? -- Best regards, Scott mailto:Wizard@xxxxxxxx To unsubscribe from this list send an email to pcductape-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with 'unsubscribe' in the Subject field OR by logging into the Web interface.