[pcductape] Re: FW: Lawsuit

  • From: "Martha Bagwell" <mabagwell@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <pcductape@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 25 Feb 2003 15:16:05 -0600

Funny!  Seems like this guy is probably responsible for all those seeming 
stupid warnings on products lately.


Martha's Web
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Eric Skeen 
  To: Pcductape@Freelists. Org 
  Sent: Tuesday, February 25, 2003 2:54 PM
  Subject: [pcductape] FW: Lawsuit

  Uh-oh... looks like this Group is in trouble...

  That Guy In Africa...
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  ~ Greetings from Sunny South Africa ~

  ---Original Message---

  Can this possibly be true?

  Man Sues Tom Ridge Over Duct Tape Fears 
  Corona, CA(Corona Times) - 

  Tom Ridge's advice to Americans to stock up on duct tape and plastic has 
sparked a lawsuit which has been filed against him, the Department of Homeland 
Security and President George W. Bush. 

  Steven J. Bosell, the owner of B &B Construction in Corona, California, has 
filed a lawsuit claiming emotional distress, personal injury and sexual 
disfunction after he wrapped his "privates" in duct tape to protect them from a 
biological attack. 

  "After watching Mr. Ridge on television advising us to stock up on duct 
  tape and plastic, I went to the local Costco and bought $100 worth of duct 
tape to protect myself", Bosell said. "When I got home, I taped up my windows 
and doors. After I did that I realized survivors like myself are going to 
reproduce and populate the Earth after a biological attack, we have to protect 
our privates as well." 

  Bosell claimed in his lawsuit he wrapped his "privates" in duct tape as 
  test of "Homeland Security". When he tried to remove the tape, Bosell 
  injured himself when the tape began peeling off skin and body hair. After 
  calling an ambulance, Bosell was taken to the hospital where the doctors and 
nurses laughed at him. 

  "I told the doctors and nurses at the hospital if they laughed, I would 
  file a lawsuit against them and the hospital. They laughed anyway and I now 
have another lawsuit pending" Bosell said with tears streaming down his face. 

  "They went out their way to make me look like a fool. Once I saw the 
  doctors scalpel go toward my privates, I totally lost it and blacked out". 

  Also named in the lawsuit is the President of the United States, George W. 
Bush. "President Bush is just as liable for injury to my reproductive future 
because he hired Mr. Ridge to run the Department of Homeland Security and Mr. 
Ridge gave the nation bad advice. They also made me look like a fool." Bosell 

  The Department of Homeland Security and the Bush Administration have no 
comment on Mr. Bosell's lawsuit. 

  Copyright 2003 - The Corona Times 

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