[oxfordgamers] Re: Im like that guy from "The Sentinel"

  • From: John Phillips <phillips@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: oxfordgamers@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Thu, 26 Jun 2003 17:35:04 -0400 (EDT)

  I thought you were at Origins today.

On Thu, 26 Jun 2003, Aaron Einhorn wrote:

> And I count you two among my friends, why? :)
> I really hated that show.
> Aaron
> --- jonn baca <feedge@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >
> > Aaron looks kind of
> > > like the side kick guy from the Sentinel, and you
> > > have him hanging around
> > > all the time.
> >
> > Maybe your'e right! Man, that's the funniest thing
> > I've heard all day, he does kinda look like him.
> =====
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> step up, but it seems to me you should call a toad a toad.
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