[orasi] Fw: Αστειάκια
- From: Χρυσούλα Καραθύμιου <chrisa66@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: <orasi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2011 15:27:27 +0200
Subject: ÁóôåéÜêéá
# - Ãéáôß ï Êáßóáñáò öïñïýóå óáíäÜëéá?
- Ãéáôß Þôáí Éïýëéïò.
# - Ðùò ðÝèáíå ç ôåëåõôáßá ðüíôéá áñêïýäá?
- Áíôß íá ðÝóåé óå ÷åéìÝñéá íÜñêç Ýðåóå óå ÃåñìáíéêÞ.
# - Ðïéï åßíáé ôï áíôßèåôï ôïõ Ìç÷áíüâéïò?
- ÂéïìÞ÷áíïò.
# - Ôé âñÞêáí Ýíáò ôñÜãïò êáé Ýíá åëÜöé óôïí ðÜôï åíüò ðçãáäéïý?
- Ôñáãåëáöéêü èÜíáôï!!
# - Ðþò ëÝíå ôïí dj ößëï ôïõ Asterix;
- In the mix!
# - Ðùò ëÝãåôáé ï ÃáëÜôçò ôñáâåóôß ðïõ êÜíåé ðéÜôóá;
- Óõããñïý-Öéî!
# - Ãéáôß ï ÇñáêëÞò Þôáí ðÜíôá ãõìíüò êáé êñáôïýóå ñüðáëï;
- Ãéáôß ãáìïýóå êé Ýäåñíå
# - Ðùò ëÝãåôáé ï áäåñöüò ôïõ Ìßêç ÈåïäùñÜêç;
- Ãêïýöç ÈåïäùñÜêçò!!!
# - Ãéáôß ïé åëÝöáíôåò öïñÜíå ðñïöõëáêôéêÜ óôá ðüäéá ôïõò;
- Ãéáôß Üìá óå ðáôÞóïõí ôç ãÜìçóåò
# - Ôé ìðáßíåé óôåãíü, âãáßíåé âñåãìÝíï êáé äßíåé ìéá æåóôÞ
éêáíïðïßçóç;
- Åíá öáêåëÜêé ôóÜé.
# - Ðåò ìïõ Ýíá üíïìá ðïõ áñ÷ßæåé óå ùìÝãá.
- ÙìÝãáò ÁëÝîáíäñïò!
# - Ôé åßðå ç ìïýìéá üôáí óõíÜíôçóå ôï ðáéäß ôçò;
- Ìïýìéáóåò!!!
# - Óå ðüóá êïììÜôéá ÷þñéóå ï Âush ôï ÉñÜê;
- Óå ôñßá : Diesel - Áìüëõâäç - Super
# - Ãéáôß åöåõñÝèçêáí ïé ëåõêÝò óïêïëÜôåò;
- Ãéá íá ëåñþíïíôáé êáé ôá ìáýñá ðáéäÜêéá.
# - Ôé åßíáé 4 ëÜóôé÷á êáé ôé åßíáé 365 ÷ñçóéìïðïéçìÝíá
ðñïöõëáêôéêÜ;
- Ôá 4 ëÜóôé÷á åßíáé GOODYEAR åíþ ôá 365 ðñïöõëáêôéêÜ åßíáé
VERY GOOD YEAR!!!
# - Ðùò ìðïñåßò íá ðåôÜîåéò Ýíá áâãü óôïí ôïß÷ï ÷ùñßò íá ôï
óðÜóåéò ;
- Íá ôï ðåôÜîåéò ìáæß ìå ôçí êüôá.
# - Ôé ôï êïéíü Ý÷ïõí ï ãõíáéêïëüãïò êáé ï barman;
- Êáé ïé äýï äïõëåýïõí, åêåß ðïõ ïé Üëëïé Üíäñåò äéáóêåäÜæïõí.
# - Ôé åßðå ï ïéêïíïìïëüãïò óôç ãõíáßêá ôïõ üôáí åêåßíç ôïí
åßðå áíßêáíï;
- Äåí ðñüêåéôáé ðåñß õöÝóåùò, áëëÜ ðåñß ìåéþóåùò ôïõ ñõèìïý
áíüäïõ!
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