Oooohhh...tough call...although Mladen's is much more colorful. -----Original Message----- From: Brian McGraw [mailto:brian.mcgraw@xxxxxxxxx] Sent: Wednesday, May 19, 2004 11:04 AM To: oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: RE: how does oracle support work? Which is the bigger myth... Mladen's, or the idea that Oracle gives a = d*mn? Brian -----Original Message----- From: oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx = [mailto:oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Mladen Gogala Sent: Wednesday, May 19, 2004 12:34 PM To: oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: Re: how does oracle support work? On 05/19/2004 12:49:10 PM, ryan.gaffuri@xxxxxxx wrote: > If I open a non-critical tar(one where they want you at your desk = 24x7), it is assigned to one analyst correct?=20 >=20 > What happens if I update the TAR when this analyst is not in the = office?=20 Oracle has a big cave, populated by little trolls and goblins, who will continuously work on your TAR, once the analysts leave the office. Also, there is a dungeon for analysts that have been bad and haven't eaten = their spinach or carrots, which are not allowed to leave and are chained to = the dungeon walls. Those are so called "senior support analysts". All of = that resides in the beautiful country of Elbonia. --=20 Mladen Gogala Oracle DBA ---------------------------------------------------------------- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com ---------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe send email to: oracle-l-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx put 'unsubscribe' in the subject line. -- Archives are at //www.freelists.org/archives/oracle-l/ FAQ is at //www.freelists.org/help/fom-serve/cache/1.html ----------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com ---------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe send email to: oracle-l-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx put 'unsubscribe' in the subject line. -- Archives are at //www.freelists.org/archives/oracle-l/ FAQ is at //www.freelists.org/help/fom-serve/cache/1.html ----------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com ---------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe send email to: oracle-l-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx put 'unsubscribe' in the subject line. -- Archives are at //www.freelists.org/archives/oracle-l/ FAQ is at //www.freelists.org/help/fom-serve/cache/1.html -----------------------------------------------------------------