Quotes from Oracle Support

  • From: "Koivu, Lisa" <Lisa.Koivu@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:43:25 -0500

I just spoke with someone from support.  


"Jesu..Chri.. What The He11"

"K.. o... i... Hey, that's a cool name!"

"Just a minute honey, I'm looking"

"Wow!  There you are!  I thought I was smoking crack!"

"The dude's name is culprit"

"Let me find YO NAME heeerre"


"It's Just Lovely"

"Let me just see if I can change this frickin thing... Awww"

"I actually just broke in... there we go"

"Frickin STUPID!"

"What the? I am just amazed!"


"You know how you wonder why some people have to go out for cocktails
after work?  I now have a pretty good idea why!"

"Oh yes, it's changed now!  I love cheating! When I was married I never
cheated, I don't cheat at games, but this is different"

"I'm HAVING FUN!  Have a great day my friend"



I feel bad for the guy.  I really do.



Lisa Koivu

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