But, Mladen, that would be such a pitiful waste of a quality piece of ash. And blood stains on Jeter's signature -- Java people aren't worth the risk. Find a scrap 2x4 at a home construction site, fashion a usable handle, and keep the Louisville Slugger in a display case where it belongs! Joe Cooper Highline Data Austin, TX P.S. I was a COBOL programmer in the '80's, but I, thankfully, grew out of that phase!!! "Gogala, Mladen" <Mladen.Gogala@xxxxxxxx> wrote: I have a great tool for dealing with Java people, and it is even signed by Derek Jeter, so I can deal with them in a stylish and fashionable way. -- Mladen Gogala A & E TV Network Ext. 1216 --------------------------------- Do you Yahoo!? New and Improved Yahoo! Mail - 100MB free storage! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com ---------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe send email to: oracle-l-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx put 'unsubscribe' in the subject line. -- Archives are at //www.freelists.org/archives/oracle-l/ FAQ is at //www.freelists.org/help/fom-serve/cache/1.html -----------------------------------------------------------------