RE: Oracle Newbie - Mladen Gogala reply - WARNING - do not drink anything while reading this reply!

  • From: "Goulet, Dick" <DGoulet@xxxxxxxx>
  • To: <oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Wed, 26 May 2004 09:21:59 -0400

        Mladen strikes, again!!

        But to our newbie, since your migrating from SQL*Server to Oracle you =
already know a great deal.  SQL may not be SQL in each database, but a =
lot of the basics are the same.  Take a look in your docs for the =
SQL*Plus manual.  What you'll find most interesting are the commands =
listed in the back.  You can also get a paperback "quick reference" =
guide from your favorite bookstore for SQL*Plus.

Dick Goulet
Senior Oracle DBA
Oracle Certified 8i DBA

-----Original Message-----
From: Duret, Kathy [mailto:kduret@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Wednesday, May 26, 2004 9:14 AM
To: 'oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx'
Subject: RE: Oralce Newbie - Mladen Gogala reply - WARNING - do not
drink anything while reading this reply!


Or you will be like me with coffee all over my screen and top

-----Original Message-----
From: Mladen Gogala [mailto:mladen@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Wednesday, May 26, 2004 7:59 AM
To: oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: Oralce Newbie



On 05/26/2004 05:04:44 AM, Software Software wrote:
> Dear All,
> I'm migrating my database server from M$ $QL to Oracle and I have =
searhed
> practically the whole day on Oracle beginners notes to no avail. May =
you
> please direct me on any useful sites about Oracle.
> And also sites about SQL*Plus.

I have good news and bad news. Good news is that I'm back in the office =
and
that I saved
10% on my car insurance by switching to Geico. Bad news is that you can =
not
learn about oracle
and SQL*Plus, you have to find it in you. Here in the US, people =
sentenced
to long prison=20
sentences usually undergo religious experiences. You are sentenced to
migrating your database, so
you should pray and SQL*Plus will be  revealed to  you. SQL*Plus is =
revealed
to those who pray=20
and eat their spinach. Here is the site that will direct you further:
http/www.landoverbaptist.org/
If you need any more directions, may the Google be with you, young =
paduan.

--=20
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA



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