RE: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?
- From: "Pratap Singh -X (prsingh1 - Abacus at Cisco)" <prsingh1@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: <Richard.Goulet@xxxxxxxxxxx>, <oracledbaquestions@xxxxxxxxx>, <oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 5 Jan 2010 16:58:05 -0600
What will you call a DBA who has
- Applied patch after 4 weeks of testing
- Applied patch within 4 hours of getting the patch
- Not applied the patch because have better things to do
Personally I was Scientist DBA became Gung Ho DBA and than Empathetic
DBA.
Life goes on.
PB Singh
PB Singh
Tech Project Manager
Ph (: 408 424 2777
Email: prsingh1@xxxxxxxxx
P Consider the environment. Please don't print this e-mail unless you
really need to.
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[mailto:oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Goulet, Richard
Sent: Tuesday, January 05, 2010 12:30 PM
To: oracledbaquestions@xxxxxxxxx; oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: RE: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?
I will admit to not being a Burleson fan, but he's got something there
that's for sure.
Dick Goulet
Senior Oracle DBA/NA Team Lead
PAREXEL International
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[mailto:oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Dba DBA
Sent: Tuesday, January 05, 2010 2:33 PM
To: oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?
He is missing a few...
Production Issue DBA: Anytime a developer asks you a question or for
help you say you are busy with a production issue.
RTFM DBA: Any time a developer asks you a question you tell them to
RTFM.
I don't share any info DBA: any time a developer asks you a question you
refuse to answer since you don't want them to learn anything you know.
Everybody else sucks DBA: This is the type of DBA who constantly
complains about developers, managers, etc... and says everyone else
sucks.
On Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 5:16 PM, David Pintor <painterman@xxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
Really funny...
http://www.dba-oracle.com/art_dbazine_what_kind_dba.htm
All the best for 2010.
David
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