Well, lets take it easy now, we would not want anyone to dye of a heart attack or other laughter induced condition. They might leave some orphaned cursors lying around. Dick Goulet, Senior Oracle DBA 45 Bartlett St Marlborough, Ma 01752, USA Tel.: 508.573.1978 |Fax: 508.229.2019 | Cell:508.742.5795 RGoulet@xxxxxxxxxx : POWERING TRANSFORMATION -----Original Message----- From: oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Michael McMullen Sent: Wednesday, December 13, 2006 1:30 PM To: oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: Re: Do you speak Oracle? I'm laughing so hard all of the pens fell out of my pocket protector. This is worse than today's blog posting from Tom Kyte. ----- Original Message ----- From: Niall Litchfield To: nigel_cl_thomas@xxxxxxxxx Cc: oracle-l Sent: Wednesday, December 13, 2006 1:21 PM Subject: Re: Do you speak Oracle? Lets hope you don't pass the habit on to your kids, we wouldn't want too many child cursors now would we. -- //www.freelists.org/webpage/oracle-l -- //www.freelists.org/webpage/oracle-l