Mike - I find it ironic that the CFOs got the big stock options from the questionable practices that have caused the crackdowns, but the lowly DBAs are taking the brunt of the post Enron paranoia. My favorite auditor story. Years ago I worked for a time-sharing provider and we were being subjected to an NRC audit. The auditor looked like a veteran high school principal and kind of scared us all. He was filling out a form and asked us the nature of our business. My boss expansively stated that "we sell computing cycles", hoping to derail the audit into an irrelevant conversation. The auditor didn't reply so we glanced at each other, impressed with how savvy this non-I.T. person was. He asks some more questions from his form, then asks "and where do you store the unused computer cycles?". We all kind of groaned. Dennis Williams DBA Lifetouch, Inc. dwilliams@xxxxxxxxxxxxx -----Original Message----- From: oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf Of Mike Hennesy Sent: Friday, June 04, 2004 9:13 AM To: oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: RE: AD_APPLIED_PATCHES Thanks to all who replied. My sanity check is complete. I just sent my seventh reply on this issue indicating it will be my last unless he can have Oracle tell me how to do it. Has anyone else noticed that auditors are even less trusting post Enron than pre Enron. Once again thanks for the sanity check, I appreciate everyone's replies. Thanks - Mike "Mercadante, Thomas F" <thomas.mercadante@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: Mike, God I love auditors! LOL. Reminds me of one of the audits I went thru. We were running on a VAX. The auditors came and said "let me see the console paper report". We said "We don't have one". They didn't believe us. We brought them into the computer room. No console. You'd thought that we were stealing the crown jewels. Took us some time to convince him that consoles went away. God that was funny. And by the way, I am not running Oracle apps and I don't have that table either. So I think you are on solid ground. Good Luck! Tom Mercadante Oracle Certified Professional -----Original Message----- From: Mike Hennesy [mailto:orcl9ps8dba@xxxxxxxxx] Sent: Friday, June 04, 2004 8:53 AM To: oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: AD_APPLIED_PATCHES I am running an Oracle 8.1.7.3 database and have an auditor who is requesting that I produce a listing of all the rows in the table APPLYSY.AD_APPLIED_PATCHES. The problem I have is that table doesn't exist. We do NOT have Oracle applications and I believe that this is a table that comes with Oracle Apps 11i.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> The auditor is insistent that the table should be there and is wondering what I'm trying to hide. If you can confirm this is an Oracle Apps table for me or let me know what I should run if it is just a script that I should have run that I missed. All replies will remain confidential; I'm just trying to verify my sanity. Thanks - Mike _____ Do you Yahoo!? Friends. Fun. Try the all-new Yahoo! <http://messenger.yahoo.com/> Messenger _____ Do you Yahoo!? Friends. Fun. Try the all-new Yahoo! <http://messenger.yahoo.com/> Messenger ---------------------------------------------------------------- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com ---------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe send email to: oracle-l-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx put 'unsubscribe' in the subject line. -- Archives are at //www.freelists.org/archives/oracle-l/ FAQ is at //www.freelists.org/help/fom-serve/cache/1.html -----------------------------------------------------------------