RE: 1 minutes: best downtime story

  • From: Herring Dave - dherri <Dave.Herring@xxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: oracle-l <oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 15 Mar 2013 15:05:38 +0000

Man, these stories are AWESOME!  Definitely made my day!

In college I was an operator for the campus system, a Univac 90/80.  The 
console was an all-in-one unit, meaning stand, keyboard, screen were all built 
as a unit.  Over time the keyboard got loose and if you accidently leaned on 
it, the connection would short out and you lost all connectivity, which I 
believe required a restart of the system.

Of course this was 1984 so rebooting each night was the norm.  The startup 
microcode was all on a cassette tape, which we always wanted to replace with a 
Van Halen tape (now THAT would have been a good outage story!).

Dave Herring
DBA

Acxiom Corporation
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-----Original Message-----
From: oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On 
Behalf Of bill thater
Sent: Friday, March 15, 2013 9:28 AM
To: Dustin Hayden; jeremy.schneider@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx; oracle-l
Subject: RE: 1 minutes: best downtime story

I was working at a teaching hospital and every night one of the vax systems and 
it's database whent down. I would get a call and be able to login with no 
problem. Staying one night I found the cleaning lady unplugging the vax to 
plugin her vacuum. Problem solved:-)

sent from my Windows Phone
Bill"shrek" thater Oracle DBA
Shrekdba@xxxxxxxxx
"Oh boother said Pooh 'lock phasers on the hefalump. Mr.Piglet meet me in 
transporter room three"
From: Dustin Hayden
Sent: 3/15/2013 9:03 AM
To: jeremy.schneider@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx; oracle-l
Subject: RE: 1 minutes: best downtime story US military email hub in Heidelberg 
Germany out for most of a day.
Reason for outage was operator it the read only button on the disk drive 
cabinet with his knee when he leaned up against it.

This one is my favorite but did not happen to me personally.

Over 3 million dollars worth of destroyed equipment in Communications Center in 
Korea when someone asked "what does this lever by the door do?" as the pulled 
it. The lever pulls the pins of 24 thermite grenades positioned over the 
equipment in case the position is being overrun by N. Korean forces.



-----Original Message-----
From: oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Jeremy Schneider
Sent: Thursday, March 14, 2013 5:07 PM
To: oracle-l
Subject: 1 minutes: best downtime story

Hey all -

I'm writing a paper about top causes of downtime.  As one component of 
research, I'd like to get some input from you!

One minute, two sentences. First sentence: describe what went down.
Second sentence: describe why.  (I have to categorize all of these.) Everyone 
should have at least one downtime story so I'm hoping for a lot of feedback!

Answer about any technology - database, operating system, etc.

Thanks!

-Jeremy


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Jeremy Schneider
Pythian Consulting Group
Chicago

+1 312-725-9249
http://www.pythian.com

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