This is hilarious. But it does finally put a lie to all the hype about how Internet access is "free." A few years ago, it seemed that some journalists did not appreciate the idea that mooching off someone else's wireless link does not make Internet access free at all. It just means that someone else is paying for you. Bert -------------------------------------- WiFi user charged for not buying coffee Gregg Keizer (06/22/2006 6:32 PM EDT) URL: http://www.eetimes.com/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=3D189600767 A Vancouver, Wash. coffee shop tired of seeing a 20-year-old man mooch off their free wireless Internet access called the police, who charged him with "theft of services." Brewed Awakenings employees dialed 911 after Alexander Eric Smith of Battle Ground, Wash. piggybacked off the shop's wireless Internet service for more than three months. "He doesn't buy anything," Emily Pranger, the shop's manager, told KATU, a Portland, Ore. television station. "It's not right for him to come and use it." Smith allegedly parked his truck in the parking lot to use Brewed Awakenings' wireless access. County deputies charged Smith with theft of services after returning to the parking lot after they told him to stop. The charge, which covers such crimes as bypassing a utility meter, stealing cable, and leaving a restaurant without paying, has been used in the past to prosecute hackers who have accessed a computer or network without paying for it. "It's something that is borderline creepy," Pranger said to KATU. The Clark County sheriff's office and its prosecutors are reviewing the case, the television station's Web site noted. All material on this site Copyright 2006 CMP Media LLC. All rights reserved. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- You can UNSUBSCRIBE from the OpenDTV list in two ways: - Using the UNSUBSCRIBE command in your user configuration settings at FreeLists.org - By sending a message to: opendtv-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with the word unsubscribe in the subject line.