I’d rather put my hand in a running blender.
The fines would be unimaginable.
8-O
We have people here who’s only job is to count eggs, hatchlings, juveniles and
sub-adults. Those numbers are watched *very* closely. We are one of the larger
breeding grounds in the western US for gooses, coots, terns, and ibis.
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You can oil the eggs to prevent them from reproducing, at least.
On Thu, Apr 22, 2021 at 4:38 PM LaGrua, Jeffrey Allen (Jeff) CIV USN
NAVSURFWARCEN SLB CA (USA) <jeffrey.lagrua@xxxxxxxx
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We are an R&D/National Laboratory Activity. We don’t blow shit up (here) – we
do it elsewhere. :-D
I wish I could show those filthy creatures who’s boss. But as I mentioned –
frowned upon. Consequently they have no predators here and thus, no fear of
humans and can (and do) attack *us* with impunity.
R,
JL
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Funner fact:
They are grammatically Canada Gooses, since Canada Goose is a proper noun in
its entirety, so you just add a common plural to the second noun.
Also, they nest on my roof. It sounds like cannonballs at 6 am, if cannonballs
also sqwuanked. So we have Goose for thanksgiving and I put the bones in my
yard as a warning.
How many of those on military bases are killed during live fire exercises?
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