Hi Mark and all, Today I would like to tell you a joke that I read from a man's site in the "blind ring": Well this little blonde blind man walks into a very noisey bar, walks over to the cash register, sits on a bar stool and orders up a draft beer. The bartender brings him the beer and he asked her, "hey, do you want to hear a great blind joke?" Right then, the bar went silent and the bartender asked the little man, " Look, the man sitting to the right of you is about 4 times your size, he is blonde , The man sitting to the left of you looks to be about the same size and he is blonde, The bouncer weighs 300 pounds and he is blonde, and I am about 3 times your size and I am blonde. Now think to yourself very carefully, Do you really want to tell a blonde joke? The man stops for a second and thinks. Then he says, " Naw, not if I am going to have to explain it four times. Everyone, Don't worry, I am a blonde myself but like only the funny blonde jokes. Besides, If you can't laugh at yourself then it is illegal to laugh at anyone else. Thats what I always say. Find some reason to laugh each day, it keeps your sole from growing old as fast as your body. Thanks for reading, Craig R. ----- Original Message ----- From: "mark" <mark.london@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: <marksplace@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Thursday, September 02, 2004 12:42 PM Subject: [marksplace] your funny storys > hi thanks for sharing that funny story. > it was great if you want to share any more or any others in the group > please don't hold back just let us all hear them. > I am a member of the accessible friends network if you would like to see > what we are all about why not visited the below link. > www.tafn.org.uk > if any people have any think they would like to see on the website or on > this list just drop me a line at > mark@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > please put the subject line as feedback and I will try to sort it out if > possible. > all the best mark. > > > Why not come and visit www.marksplace.org.uk > To post to this list send your emails to marksplace@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx > To subscribe to this list send email to marksplace-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx putting subscribe in the subject field > To unsubscribe send to marksplace-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with 'unsubscribe' in the Subject field > > Please keep all messages clean and be friendly to all members. > Marksplace have the power to remove any person who can't keep up the above. > > > Why not come and visit www.marksplace.org.uk To post to this list send your emails to marksplace@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx To subscribe to this list send email to marksplace-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx putting subscribe in the subject field To unsubscribe send to marksplace-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with 'unsubscribe' in the Subject field Please keep all messages clean and be friendly to all members. Marksplace have the power to remove any person who can?t keep up the above.