After a day of profoundly absurdist pandemonium tussling with Noridian, Cigna, CEDI, NPI, CMS, (please see "acronyms" under rant thread) and ExpressPlus re. billing Medicare, I would be grateful for an Amazon experience... After giving a nutshell version of the various conversations (and referencing the 2 + hours on hold on the phone) to my husband, I asserted that I won't ever consider not doing the job, as it would require my training someone else -- and I wouldn't begin to know where to begin. Jim started with, "Here's a gun and a bullet...". Tomorrow I think I'll do something easy and relaxing, like establishing world peace. Julie Krueger rending clothes and hair On 5/23/08, David Ritchie <ritchierd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > > Third place: > > Amazon, which managed to send me two copies of volumes one through four of > the O.E.D. and no copies of volumes five through eight. Here's how they > fixed the error: they asked me to pack up all twenty volumes and send them > back, and at the same time they agreed to send a further twenty volumes by > swift passage. The second lot of volumes arrived pronto. I just opened the > boxes until I found the correct volumes, closed the other four boxes up, > took them to the UPS store, along with the handy dandy label you print out > from the website. > > With me so far? > > UPS said four boxes need four labels. Nothing could be done without the > right labels. Home again. Call to Amazon to find out how to get four > labels. "No problem," said Tim, "just print the same one four times." I > suggested that UPS' tracking system might think that there was only one box. > Was Tim absolutely certain that his advice correct? He was. Was he > certain that he was certain? He was. > > Back to the UPS store. You've guessed the rest. Four different labels are > needed. Amazon's website has no number to call. Eventually we settled on > sending the boxes exactly as Tim had suggested and I sent Amazon an e mail > explaining what I had done and calling upon them to assume responsibility if > three boxes get lost. > > Crabby today, crabbing tomorrow. > > David Ritchie, > Portland, Oregon > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html >