[lit-ideas] Re: one-liners (oops)
- From: "Andreas Ramos" <andreas@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 30 Jan 2007 23:03:56 -0800
I got my new credit card a few days ago and I called Visa to get it turned on.
I was chatting with the girl and she was in a good mood, so I said "hey, you want to hear a
credit card joke?" She said "sure!"
A few months ago, a bunch of us went to a comedy club. The comedian was a kid from LA and he
was talking about what it's like to be a comedian: always on the road, lousy food, odd
hours, low pay, and so on. Which means his credit card was always maxed out.
So one day, his credit card company calls him and says to him (you have to switch to a
credit-card company voice to do this):
"Sir, we've noticed some unusual activity on your card... Did you make a
payment?"
She thought that was great and told it to the other people in the office.
And she was giggling and says "Wait! I gotta try that on a few of my customers! Who am I
going to do this too?" and she started going through her lists of names.
So, if you get a call from Visa with that line, that's where they got it from.
yrs,
andreas
www.andreas.com
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