[lit-ideas] Re: [lit-ideas]

  • From: "Mike Geary" <atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:07:33 -0500

>>You DO remember what happened to Jesus, don'tcha?  All those Stations?<<

Good point.  I thought only Catholics knew about the Stations of the Cross -- 
14 of 'em.  I wonder how they decided to go with 14?  Could have been 31 or 5.  
Ah, I miss being a Catholic.  Agnosticism needs rituals, is in bad need of 
ritual.  So does Protestantism.  What do the Protestants do whenever they're 
feeling blue?  They sing hymns -- bad hymns, not your Gregorian chant.  What do 
the Catholics do?  They pray the rosary, genuflect, genuflect, genuflect, bless 
themselves with holy water, sing Tantum Ergo, genuflect, genuflect, genuflect, 
do the Stations of the Cross, stop in for Benediction, go to Confession, 
genuflect, genuflect, genuflect, light a candle, do the Litany of the Saints, 
do the Litany of the Blessed Virgin Mary, do the Litany of Litany of the 
Litanies, make Novena, do the nine first Fridays, stand, kneel, sit, stand, 
kneel, sit, genuflect, genuflect, genuflect, do a procession with thurifer's 
censer swinging, aspergillum sprinkling, ring bells at Mass --  I WANT TO BE A 
CATHOLIC AGAIN -- they have all the fun and get to drink and gamble and dance 
too and even fuck!!  Propagate, propagate, propagate.  And even worse things, 
like missing Mass -- that's a ritual that requires a follow on ritual -- 

Ah, I miss being a Catholic.
Mike Geary

  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Julie Krueger 
  To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
  Sent: Friday, April 25, 2008 11:00 PM
  Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: [lit-ideas]

  Julie Krueger

  On Fri, Apr 25, 2008 at 10:01 PM, Mike Geary <atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

    Wow!  Just finished listening to Jeremiah Wright on Bill Moyers' Journal.  
Forget Obamba, I'm voting for Jeremiah.  The man is Jesus.

    Mike Geary

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