Yay, yay, Michael Chertoff! Yay, yay, Alberto Gonzales! Yay, yay, Robert Mueller! They saved us from the bad guys! God bless the USA! Yay, yay! "You'd think Michael Chertoff would have something more important to do. "The hapless homeland security chief could snatch more money away from American locales most likely to be hit by Al Qaeda. Or let another wonderful city fall into a watery abyss. Or go on TV and help cable news hype the saga of the Miami gang of terrorist wannabes who look like they couldn't find the local Sears, let alone the Sears Tower. "These guys were so lame they asked an informant for boots, radios, binoculars, uniforms and cash, believing he was Al Qaeda - and that jihadists need uniforms." -- Maureen Dowd. Yay, yay! Mike Geary Yay-saying in Memphis