Applying the strategy of the War on Terror, beetles attack hydrangeas. Answer: blow up the neighboring town. > [Original Message] > From: David Ritchie <ritchierd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Date: 4/13/2006 8:15:34 AM > Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: Wednesday Poem (To Stir Paul) > > Again the beetles are after my variegated hydrangeas. > The bastards climb stalks after dark, > chomp their way from leaf to leaf, > give no quarter. > Guerilla-like, they attack when the plant is tender. > > Of course we've tried peace talks. > So far we can't even agree > what shape the table should be. > There's a size issue, of course, > with the beetles, > and me. > > Given our failure to communicate, > most nights I offer a concrete alternative, > and get four or five takers. > > David Ritchie, > Portland, Oregon > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html