[lit-ideas] Re: Tune in and turn off
- From: "Mike Geary" <atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:17:49 -0500
JK:
I'm getting this urge for you guys to all define "feel" and "emotion" for
me........
No problem. Emotions are what men don't have, which is why men suffer from
emotional envy. The science is uncertain on this but the consensus generally
is that emotions are produced in the breasts, which explains why men are so
deficient. However, even men have feelings. Usually of the hurt sort. Men
get their feelings hurt very easily. When a man gets undressed and the woman
says: "Is that all there is?" A man's feelings get hurt. But usually men
just feel tired or worn out or listless or hungover, feelings often wrongly
ascribed to laziness. When men are lazy it's because they're feeling put upon.
That's a quite different feeling from feeling lazy. No one feels lazy, but
many a guy has asked himself: "Why should I have to take out the garbage? She
has two arms, two legs, two eyes. I need to watch this game." Laziness is a
form of self-justification which arises out of a feeling of being put upon.
Men also feel stupid sometimes, or rather, often they do. And with some
justification as many will tell you. They are especially stupid around women
and frequently stare at their breasts hoping to be inspired by some higher
emotion than what they're feeling, but it never happens. Pigs to the end are
men. Sometimes men know what their feeling. Especially when it comes to hate
and envy and getevenfulness and lasciviousness. Especially lasciviousness.
Men are right on when it comes to lasciviousness. Emotions like "love" don't
cloud their vision. Emotions leave women weak in the world. Men walk all over
them, and some of them like it. Women are so confused in their emotions,
putting up with men that beat them because they think "he loves me" -- it's all
due to their breasts pumping out all those emotions right and left. Who could
stand to be a woman? How do they ever get anything done with all those
emotions crowding out rational thought and poking out their breasts?
I hope this helps, Julie.
Mike Geary
breast admirer of Memphis
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