[lit-ideas] Re: The sky is falling. No, really, the sky is falling.

  • From: Eric Yost <mr.eric.yost@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:27:39 -0500

>>The reason we shot it down is because we didn't want the Chinese to get our sensitive equipment.



That works for me. Sounds like a good reason to shoot it down.

It's the international protest over shooting it down that's so vile in its hypocrisy.


>> We could carve up the moon, but only if the Chinese would agree to pay for it.


Not if we had the "madman president" I postulated.

Over the objections of business interests -- such as whatever Chinese business interests had photos of Bill Clinton having sex with a raccoon and used them to blackmail Clinton into signing the 2000 China trade deal -- Madman Prez would opt out of globalism.

Madman Prez would cancel all foreign debt, invalidate all foreign-held US securities, T-bills, and domestic property holdings, and precipitate a global depression.

Looking like a bipolar off his meds, or Dirty Harry played as a Padddy Chayevsky character*, Madman Prez would address the nation about his ongoing Moon Sculpture Program, even as the first missiles went lunar.

Thinking it would be a funny short story,
Eric

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