[lit-ideas] The Yearly Physical
- From: Andy <min.erva@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 31 May 2006 20:00:45 -0700 (PDT)
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain
basics.
How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'5".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
The doctor put me on prozac.
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