[lit-ideas] The Philosophy of Handkerchiefs

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In a message dated 1/21/2015 6:47:56  P.M. Eastern Standard Time, 
profdritchie@xxxxxxxxx writes:
The shape of  hankies, BTW, according to the not-very-reliable Lilian 
Eichler (Customs of  Mankind), was decreed by Louis XVI on June 2, 1785, 
supposedly at the request of  Marie Antoinette.  She thought square was, "more 
convenient."  More  convenient than what?  A hankie with a hole in the middle?  
One in the  shape of a Venn diagram?  The crotchet or quaver-shaped hankie?
I think  this proves only that comparatives without points of 
reference--"the new Jeep  Macho is bigger, better, buffer"--are not new.  

The test here seems Meinongian.
 
He said, "They say squares are square; therefore, I deem a 'round square'  
something that _is_, but does not _exist_." The existence of Meinongian 
objects  constitutes what Grice calls a 'Meinongian jungle'.
 
The attesting, in Google, of phrases like "triangular handkerchief" (a),  
"rectangular handkerchief" (b), and "round handkerchief" (c), proves that 
Marie  Antoinette was being facetious. 
 
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But of course no etymythological query can be resolved "until we get to the 
 root of it", as Geary puts it, where he uses 'root' linguistically.
 
The English handkerchief is first attested in 1520, and it obviously  
derives from from "hand" and "kerchief", "cloth for covering the head." 
 
Thus it is, as Geary puts it (in "Linguistic Notes On "This" and "That"):  
"a one-word contradiction in terms", or oxymoron, for short. "The fact that 
the  French are usually deemed ultrarational has nothing to do with the fact 
that  they often incur in the occasional solecism, malaprop, or 
'contradictio in  terms'"). 

"What is particularly ironic, from a historic point of view," Geary  
continues, "is that Marie Antoinette was so obsessed with this piece of  
head-covering apparel, seeing that she lost it" (He implicates the head, _her_  
head).
 
By-form handkercher was in use 16c.-19c. A dropped handkerchief as a token  
of flirtation or courtship is attested by mid-18c. A picked-up handkerchief 
that  has been dropped is the counterpart of that token of flirtation. Cfr. 
the  dropping of a glove which is not a token of flirtation but of being  
offended.
 
The root here, as Geary notes, is the "kerchief" ("never mind the confusing 
 affix 'hand-"), early 13c.. In fact, it is short for "kovrechief", a  
piece of cloth used to cover part of the head," especially a woman's headcloth  
or veil, from Anglo-French courchief, Old French couvrechief, literally 
"cover  head," from couvrir "to cover" (see cover (v.)) + chief "head" (see 
chief). 
 
We expect that Marie Antoinette KNEW all this since she spoke a form of  
modern Anglo-French -- and the fact that she implicated all this to her 
husband  can only be taken as an _otiose_ 'conversation piece', as the French 
call 
it. 
 
From late 14c. as "piece of cloth used about the person" generally, and  
from c.1400 as "piece of cloth carried in the hand" to wipe the face, etc.,  
"handkerchief."
 
The Cockneys have solved the problem by what they call 'truncation',  
referring to the thing as a 'hanky', and thus getting rid, as Antoinette  
eventually did too, for more tragical reasons, of the 'chief' or 'head'. 
 
Cheers,
 
Speranza
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