First. Why have I changed the title of this thread? No reason. Just felt like it. Second point, this "lady" reminds me of the "Crack Fox" in what was the latest ep. of 'The Mighty Boosh': the "Crack Fox" stops the Yostie-type character who has just said 'I gotta go - you're a freak' from moving away by saying 'Could you just kindly do me one last favour, sir?' Yostie stops. Crack Fox continues 'Could you break my head off - like soft bread? Could you stamp my face off with those boots'. 'No. These are brand new. Very expensive'. Crack Fox then stabs himself in the thigh with a pen and screams. Yostietype says 'What are you doing??? You've just stabbed yourself with a pen???' 'Haven't sir. Person came along while you were leaving. Poofter.' 'You can't say that!' 'Was a Nazi. Was a Nazi man.' 'Huh?''Can I come in your house?' Yostie looks perplexed. 'You've been in my house, so can I be in your house'. Yostie looks perturbed - 'That's not how it works'. Thirdly. Sam Beckett pointed out that we are all tramps deep down really. Or as Dylan writes: Show me someone who's not a parasite and I'll go out and say a prayer for them. That's as profound as this post is likely to get. Donal Poppn. believer in 'likelihoods' nevertheless ___________________________________________________________ Support the World Aids Awareness campaign this month with Yahoo! For Good http://uk.promotions.yahoo.com/forgood/ ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html