I'd been waiting in line for 62 years. Now they tell me the last show is
sold out. Damn, damn, damn. I wanted so badly to see Billy Graham. To
watch his magical salvation show in the making. Billy's been God's boy for
the last half a century, no doubt about it, better even than Jesus who
regretably had all those Communist tendencies and ended up getting himself
killed -- and talk about your pacificism, my, my, my, isn't his so totally
untenable under any sensible doctrine! But Billy? Well, there he was for
Nixon, yes, blessing the murder of Vietnamese for whatever reason and
conspiring with Nixon to remove all the Jews from the media, since they were
the cause of it all -- their stranglehold on the media, their pornography.
Ja, Billy Boy, it turns out, was just another drugstore Nazi cowboy. But we
all knew that, everyone knew that. He's a man of God, but not just any god,
no, no, no, the True God, the One and Only, who is a our beloved Nazi
cowboy, the gunslinger God of the Old Testament incarnated in Jesus. Those
who believe an eye for eye, say aye. Ach! they all do. The Germans had it
right. We all know that. But how to word it, that's the problem. Billy
got caught on Nixon's tapes talking as anti-Semitic as Hitler, but no one
cared because, well, because, we all agreed, apparently -- except the Jews,
but doesn't that just go to show you? We've got to stop the pornographing
Jews before they turn us all into masturbating morons. Praise God. Thank
you, Billy, for speaking the truth. Thank you American Media for not making
a big deal of Graham's anti-Semitism, and especially thank you, America for
ignoring the ever growing fascism among us. May we soon become the new enemy
of mankind. Amen.
Mike Geary
preparing for the 4th of July
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