JK: "I've received replies from the handful of people I shared it with heavily criticizing the style, form, etc." I didn't give up Literary Studies because I was good at it. : ) But I suspect that even if I had been good at it I still would have run away screaming. Literaturists are like pathologists and criticism is autopsy. I prefer messy life. Mike Geary Memphis ----- Original Message ----- From: Julie Krueger To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Friday, November 28, 2008 9:05 PM Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: The History of Effects I'm smiling. I'm glad someone else loved it! I've received replies from the handful of people I shared it with heavily criticizing the style, form, etc. Here's one response from a retired editor in NY: <<One of my copywriters fancied himself a poet (and was a Yeats scholar working on a grad degree) and tried to develop my ken of poetry. He'd recite a line or two and asked me what I thought and I always seemed to say the wrong thing. Exasperated, he would say: "But can't you see? It's so obvious!" And I'd reply, "Not to me." I guess I just don't have that kind of mind. He was attending Columbia at night and taking a class with a noted Yeat's scholar whose name I have forgotten. He claimed to have seen something new in a set of three short poems by Yeats. His teacher doubted that anyone could find something new in Yeats, but let him do a grad thesis on the poems. The poems added up to a few hundred words. He did a fifty-page monograph on them that I could not even begin to understand. It was the slow season, so I let him work on the thesis on company time. How industrious he looked! LOL. He left Ronald Press for academia. The last I heard of him was that he had married a very wealthy woman. Way to go!>> I guess I just don't know enough to not love that poem. Julie Krueger On Fri, Nov 28, 2008 at 5:59 PM, Mike Geary <atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: Thank you, Julie. I loved that. Mike Geary Memphis ----- Original Message ----- From: Julie Krueger To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Friday, November 28, 2008 4:24 PM Subject: [lit-ideas] The History of Effects From today's "Writer's Almanac": The History of Effects by William Greenway The Bible was created by Bishop Ussher in 4004 B.C. Then Galileo cooked the universe too long, and the earth, like a yolk, slipped off center and everything began to wobble. Freud needed a reason to talk about sex, and Marx wrote a bestseller so he could retire rich. When the species started to hunt for their origin, they discovered Darwin. So now the ears of corn put down tethers to the earth, trees rake the wind into piles, the sun turns the world like a ballerina, the way a magnet whirls a rotor. Silence squelches the radios, and darkness the bulbs. Automobiles are invented to reach the malls, and choppers to haul body bags, and animals come to live with us to quench our loneliness and nourish our hunger. We've begun to love the people who need us as dandruff rises from sweaters to infect our hair, and parachutes are the white flags of suicides that fail. Julie Krueger