[lit-ideas] Re: Terrorism Flashback

  • From: Eric Yost <eyost1132@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2006 13:44:29 -0400

>>Ah, you know everything about Al-Queda thinking.

Interesting that when demagogues hear something they don't want to hear, they identify the messenger with the source of the information. You should be directing your comments toward Suskind, the author of the book.

Al-Qaeda's not for me. Too much paperwork.

 FORM 2304Mem01

Al-Qaeda: A Brighter Future Through Explosions!

Name:     Hubert Dumphy, Jr.

Jihad Name:    Caesar Saladin


ID# (as supplied by recruiter): 45871-N

Position Applied for:  Terrorist Mastermind

Current Occupation:   Wal-Mart Greeter

Secure Cellphone #: ***-***-****

Have you or any member of your family ever worked for al-Qaeda? If yes, explain below. ______________________

Driver's license number and state of issue: ********** / CA

Have you been convicted of a crime by civil or military courts? If yes, explain below. ______________________

Date you're available for work:__________
(If you must give your current employer notice two weeks in advance, write "two weeks notice." Otherwise, write the date on which you know for sure you can start work.)

Education and training:
Additional skills.
     -Typing WPM:__________
     -Steno WPM:__________
     -Professional licenses:__________

Military service.
- Entry and discharge dates:__________
- Type of discharge:__________
- Branch:__________
- Occupational specialization:__________
- Special training received and dates:__________
- Last rank:__________
- Are you a veteran of a war, such as Vietnam? (This is for affirmative action programs, not discrimination.)

Al-Qaeda is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Nothing contained herein shall be construed as an offer of employment. No material contained herein shall constitute a representation, contract, policy or manual for existing employees, such being the subject of the employment documents, if any, entered into and signed at the time of employment by an officer of Al-Qaeda. All other employees are hired "at will" and may be terminated at any time, with or without cause.

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