[lit-ideas] Re: Syncopated Newts

  • From: David Ritchie <ritchierd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:11:39 -0800


On Feb 24, 2010, at 2:21 AM, cblists@xxxxxxxx wrote:


Cf. Gussie Fink-Nottle's wish that he and the current object of his amorous devotions were newts in one (or possibly several) of P.G: Wodehouse's entertaining and instructive Jeeves stories. Fink- Nottle goes on in one passage to describe the correct behaviour a male newt would undertake in order to signal his interest to a female.

Perhaps a list member who is a more avid fan has the entire collection at hand and can give us the name(s) of the relevant story (stories) and volume (volumes).

Perhaps an even more avid fan can quote 'chapter and verse' from memory ...



Well how annoying. A review of some stage production says that it's in "Right Ho, Jeeves." There I find newts a'plenty:

Chap 11, p.135, German-manufactured "Collector's Edition," 2000:
Gussie is about to pop the question, decides instead to give Madelaine a lecture on "the newt, its treatment in sickeness and health."

"No girl, when she has been led to expect that a man is about to pour forth his soul in a fervour of passion, likes to find him suddenly shelving the whole topic in favour of an address on aquatic Salamandridae."

Chap 13, p.152, Bertie reflects on this, diagnosing the problem to have been an insufficiency of alcohol:

"Shame seals his lips, or, if doesn't do that, makes him lose his morale and start to babble. Gussie, for example, as we have seen, babbles of syncopated newts."
"Palmated newts, sir."
"Palmated or syncopated, it doesn't matter which..."

But not the scene you quote. I'm beginning to wonder if it was added by T.V. writers.

I check, "The Mating Season," which resumes the Finknottle, Basset, Wooster triangular dalliance. No newt scene.

I must work. Hunting the mating newt, and Gussie, to be resumed at some later hour.

David Ritchie,
wondering when Jeeves will return from shrimping 

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