coke will say today on superbowl sunday that it's the real thing this week i've been comparing photos of bright young things to those imaginary creatures of wodehouse and waugh funny though the fictional beings are what fool would prefer the company of an imagined newt fancier to real biography well me the real beings seem so sad and desperate so cruel it is as if the war destroyed all capacity for empathy one example they gather round workmen in piccadilly posing early the workmen are on the clock about to use pneumatic drills these young twits are saying darling to one another press the shutter do and then let us away to our beds the real thing had no chance to dance they had to look into the camera and try a half a smile alien beings who don't know the drill the news is as simple as the offside rule west brom's popov was sent off not for coughing but spitting then he said he was sorry through peter odemwingie's tweat odemwingie had been sentenced to not training with the team for the crime of traveling to london trying like a striker and with the 'elp of 'arry to bob and weave his way from the bromwich deal David Ritchie, Portland, Oregon------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html