[lit-ideas] Re: Sunday Something
- From: Donal McEvoy <donalmcevoyuk@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 22 Mar 2015 22:34:15 +0000 (UTC)
> In the wee hours, as it were, I find the trick to having a pee is keeping
> one's eyes shut.
I take it this trick is so you can get back to sleep quickly and not because
you find it difficult to pee.
Some men, perhaps women too, find it difficult to pee in front of others in
public urinals. I'm guessing shutting one's eyes doesn't help. Here a trick is
to tell yourself under no circumstances are you allowed to pee - this causes it
to flood out.
DnlLdn
On Sunday, 22 March 2015, 20:23, David Ritchie <profdritchie@xxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
On Mar 22, 2015, at 12:31 PM, Omar Kusturica wrote:
> In the wee hours, as it were, I find the trick to having a pee is keeping
> one's eyes shut.
>
> *There is a Montenegrian joke which I am not sure how to tell here, but
> perhaps this would convey the general idea:
>
> 1. The ancient custom orders us never again to look at someone who betrayed
> us once, and never again to shake hands with them
>
> 2. There are men who, for possibly related reasons, urinate with their eyes
> shut and their hands on their back.
>
> Something like that...
Having long ago declared an allergy to jokes, Robert Paul will not be amused;
but I am.
David
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