GEARY'S MIDDLE NAME IS CYRIL! The Daily Unvarnished Truth 5/20/05 "MiKe gEAry's miDdLE nAmE is CyRil," said a statement made by an individual apprehended by police in Hoboken this morning in connection with the Geary Manuscript Kidnapping Case. The individual claimed to have been guarding the stolen manuscript (now reunited with its owner) which she characterized as "oFf iTs hEAd." She said the manuscript repeatedly uttered disjointed words throughout its captivity, quoted Seneca and Julian of Norwich and finally began "barKinG rUdeLY." The individual, who has not been named, is currently undergoing psychiatric evaluation. Charges are pending in the case. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Eric Yost" <eyost1132@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Sunday, March 20, 2005 9:40 PM Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: Sunday Poem > GEARY MANUSCRIPT RELEASED UNHARMED > > Hackensack Black Stacking Track Gazette > Burt Palmer > March 20, 2005 > > [image of manuscript] > > In a startling development in the Geary Manuscript Kidnapping Case, the > missing manuscript was uncovered today in Hoboken. Acting on an > anonymous tip, Hoboken police discovered "My Life, My Sins, My Soul," > the missing Mike Geary manuscript, neatly tucked under a stack of Sunday > New York Times newspapers at a newsstand on the corner of Hobart and > Vercingetorix Avenues. It appeared to be unharmed. > > "We believe the kidnappers got nervous," said Sgt. Onan Waffle, "and > wanted to get rid of the manuscript as soon as possible. At the very > least, we can assume they were skittish, spooked, and aflutter." > > The manuscript is undergoing debriefing and repagination at an > undisclosed location, and is expected to be reunited with its owner > later in the day. Mr. Geary was uncharacteristically unavailable for > immediate comment. > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html > ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html