I'd like to know what happened to the oak box that used to sit on the piano. It smelled of church. This is because it was made of a beam which had served as a straker in a naval sailing ship, and then was recycled to support the roof of some small chapel, before being turned and made into a vessel. I used to sniff it when I wanted to recall how English churches smell. One quick whiff, I'd be wafted. I met god once, you know. Surfing a kayak off the coast of Cornwall, I started rides further out than the board guys and thundering through their take-off point. Suddenly, there he was, walking on water, unavoidable. I rolled to avoid him but BOOM, my boat hit his board, nose on, full force. I paddled back, profuse in my apologies. "Call me Charlie," he said. "I am the Lord thy... etc," the full paragraph. He gave it plenty, floating gently, swelling like a hymn. David Ritchie Portland, Oregon ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html