go'on it's yuwer shout or dae yon party piece about how we sound wi' accents an aw' dae tha english an' upper class twuts an' the micks that oirish accent it's not at all loike one from that film once and there's no feck drink feck dat sort of thingso the committee's decoided after due deliberation to do absolutely nuttin' about it
look you can i interject here a little gratuitous lovely word that llantwit major sing song with ivor the engine and that dragon of his coming alongthis regional wishy washy mish mash on today's bbc is jyust the sort of thing up with which we membahs of the educated elite chatahouse orcksfud and all thyat must now put
on one's tele no lyess but one lahns to gyet along and geow alyong i s'pyoseto keep one's tryap shut when one is tyempted to correct heow the lyowah classes talk
to stay myum when one geows out for a meal et the lyocal pub it's eonly in private sahcumstences nowadays that one kin use one's byest eccentto congratulate one's chums when they do wyell et gyolf or peolo for example
this now is what kneuwing one's plyeace in lyife is all abeyout coming like a scotch collie at despeedasahnd when my ear's whistle calls is immigration an' in'egration this week's favorites but would you know just when you least expect when you fink they're abaht ta kiss the tape there they go off the rails again quicker than milk noises in noises out noises 'ere noises off it's a farce almos' makes you nostalgic forda good old days of bri-ish rail 'arold wilson i'm backin' britt'n en carnaby street
life it's labour o' luv innit if they ast dat on a quizz i'd be the first to get it David Ritchie, Portland, Oregon ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html