[lit-ideas] Re: Stupid Question Regarding Presidents

  • From: Erin Holder <erin.holder@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Wed, 3 Nov 2004 17:39:50 -0500

That's his job.  Yesterday he very smartly told me that potatoes don't grow on 
trees.



Erin
Toronto



Quoting Judy Evans <judithevans001@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:

> He's back! Geary's back! and he's answering Erin's *really stupid* questions!
> Hey great
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Wednesday, November 3, 2004, 10:32:34 PM, Mike Geary wrote:
> 
> MG> EH:
> >> Why are there only two presidential candidates?
> 
> MG> Because we don't want to confuse the Canadians.
> 
> MG> But I don't mind confusing Canadians.  Here's a more or less complete
> list
> MG> of the Presidential Candidates for 2004 election:
> 
> MG> PARTY CANDIDATES
> MG> Republican Party -- Bush, Cheney.
> MG> Democratic Party -- Kerry, Edwards
> MG> Prohibition Party -- Amondson, Pletten
> MG> Green Party -- Cobb, LeMarche
> MG> Libertarian Party -- Badnarik, Campagna
> MG> Peace & Freedom Party of California -- Peltier, Jordan
> MG> Personal Choice Party -- Jay, Taylor
> MG> Prohibition Party of Colorado -- Dodge, Lydick
> MG> Reform Party / Independent -- Nader, Camejo
> MG> Socialist Party USA -- Brown, Herbert
> MG> Socialist Equality Party -- Auken, Lawrence
> MG> Socialist Workers Party -- Calero, Hawkins
> MG> Workers World Party -- Parker, Gutierrez
> 
> MG> INDEPENDENT CANDIDATES:
> MG> Andress, Deazy
> MG> Harens, Ryan
> 
> MG> WRITE-IN CANDIDATES:
> MG> A.J. Albritton (American Republican Party-Mississippi) *
> MG> Sterling Allan (Providential Party-Utah) *
> MG> Lawson M. Bone (I-Tennessee) *
> MG> Kenneth M. Bonnell (I-Mississippi) *
> MG> Robert A. Boyle II (I-Maryland) *
> MG> Harry Braun (I-Arizona) *
> MG> Theodis "Ted" Brown Sr. (I-Missouri) *
> MG> Fred Cook (I-Georgia) *
> MG> Eric J. Davis (Michigan) *
> MG> Robert DiGiulio (Children's Party-Vermont) *
> MG> Bob Dorn (Washington) *
> MG> Lonnie D. Frank (I-California) *
> MG> Ronald "John Galt Jr." Gascon (I-Pensylvania) *
> MG> Jack Grimes (United Fascist Union-Pennsylvania) *
> MG> Michael Halpin (I-New York) *
> MG> Larry D. Hines (I-Texas) *
> MG> Georgia Hough (I-Georgia) *
> MG> Keith Judd (I-Massachusetts) *
> MG> Darren E. Karr (Party X-Oregon) *
> MG> Samuel Keegan (I-Rhode Island) *
> MG> John Joseph Kennedy (I-Georgia) *
> MG> Joseph Martyniuk Jr. (I-Illinois) *
> MG> David Mevis (I-Mississippi) *
> MG> Muadin (E-Democratic Party-Massachusetts) *
> MG> Jeffrey Peters (We The People Party-New Hampshire)
> MG> Andrew M. Rotramel (I-Texas) *
> MG> Joseph "Average Joe" Schriner (I-Ohio) *
> MG> Dennis P. Slatton (United America Party-North Carolina) *
> MG> Dan Snow (I-Texas) *
> MG> Brian B. Springfield (I-Virginia) *
> MG> Diane Templin (American Party-California) *
> MG> Lawrence Rey Topham (I-Utah) *
> MG> Lemuel Tucker (I-Michigan) *
> MG> Da Vid (Light Party-California) *
> MG> Tom Wells (Family Values Party-Florida) *
> MG> A.J. Wildman (I-Virginia) *
> 
> MG> Of course each Party or candidate has to meet each state's qualifications
> to
> MG> appear on the ballot.  But write-ins are allowed everywhere.  After
> much
> MG> soul-searching I wrote in  Andrew Rotramel from Texas.  He is described
> MG> thusly:
> MG> Andrew M. Rotramel (Texas)
> 
> MG> It's hard to take a Presidential candidate seriously when his campaign
> site
> MG> is peppered with comments like "When I die, I want my remains scattered
> in a
> MG> nice wooded area. The only catch is that I don't want to be cremated
> first"
> MG> and "One of my resolutions for this year my resolution is to do
> something
> MG> useful around the house each day, like flush." Rotramel readily admits
> he
> MG> has no chance of winning. Instead, he wants to "make my positions on
> various
> MG> issues known. I hope to influence some to a more enlightened way of
> seeing
> MG> the world." His liberal platform includes abolishing the death penalty,
> MG> legalizing prostitution and narcotic drugs, and amending the
> constitutional
> MG> Bill of Rights to guarantee a right to food, shelter and health care.
> He
> MG> also wants to make anarchist professor Noam Chomsky -- who recently
> called
> MG> the US the "world's leading state sponsor of terrorism" -- the National
> MG> Security Advisor.
> 
> MG> Hope this helps.
> 
> MG> Mike Geary
> 
> MG> Memphis
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> -- 
>  Judy Evans, Cardiff, UK   
> mailto:judithevans001@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> 
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