That's his job. Yesterday he very smartly told me that potatoes don't grow on trees. Erin Toronto Quoting Judy Evans <judithevans001@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>: > He's back! Geary's back! and he's answering Erin's *really stupid* questions! > Hey great > > > > > Wednesday, November 3, 2004, 10:32:34 PM, Mike Geary wrote: > > MG> EH: > >> Why are there only two presidential candidates? > > MG> Because we don't want to confuse the Canadians. > > MG> But I don't mind confusing Canadians. Here's a more or less complete > list > MG> of the Presidential Candidates for 2004 election: > > MG> PARTY CANDIDATES > MG> Republican Party -- Bush, Cheney. > MG> Democratic Party -- Kerry, Edwards > MG> Prohibition Party -- Amondson, Pletten > MG> Green Party -- Cobb, LeMarche > MG> Libertarian Party -- Badnarik, Campagna > MG> Peace & Freedom Party of California -- Peltier, Jordan > MG> Personal Choice Party -- Jay, Taylor > MG> Prohibition Party of Colorado -- Dodge, Lydick > MG> Reform Party / Independent -- Nader, Camejo > MG> Socialist Party USA -- Brown, Herbert > MG> Socialist Equality Party -- Auken, Lawrence > MG> Socialist Workers Party -- Calero, Hawkins > MG> Workers World Party -- Parker, Gutierrez > > MG> INDEPENDENT CANDIDATES: > MG> Andress, Deazy > MG> Harens, Ryan > > MG> WRITE-IN CANDIDATES: > MG> A.J. Albritton (American Republican Party-Mississippi) * > MG> Sterling Allan (Providential Party-Utah) * > MG> Lawson M. Bone (I-Tennessee) * > MG> Kenneth M. Bonnell (I-Mississippi) * > MG> Robert A. Boyle II (I-Maryland) * > MG> Harry Braun (I-Arizona) * > MG> Theodis "Ted" Brown Sr. (I-Missouri) * > MG> Fred Cook (I-Georgia) * > MG> Eric J. Davis (Michigan) * > MG> Robert DiGiulio (Children's Party-Vermont) * > MG> Bob Dorn (Washington) * > MG> Lonnie D. Frank (I-California) * > MG> Ronald "John Galt Jr." Gascon (I-Pensylvania) * > MG> Jack Grimes (United Fascist Union-Pennsylvania) * > MG> Michael Halpin (I-New York) * > MG> Larry D. Hines (I-Texas) * > MG> Georgia Hough (I-Georgia) * > MG> Keith Judd (I-Massachusetts) * > MG> Darren E. Karr (Party X-Oregon) * > MG> Samuel Keegan (I-Rhode Island) * > MG> John Joseph Kennedy (I-Georgia) * > MG> Joseph Martyniuk Jr. (I-Illinois) * > MG> David Mevis (I-Mississippi) * > MG> Muadin (E-Democratic Party-Massachusetts) * > MG> Jeffrey Peters (We The People Party-New Hampshire) > MG> Andrew M. Rotramel (I-Texas) * > MG> Joseph "Average Joe" Schriner (I-Ohio) * > MG> Dennis P. Slatton (United America Party-North Carolina) * > MG> Dan Snow (I-Texas) * > MG> Brian B. Springfield (I-Virginia) * > MG> Diane Templin (American Party-California) * > MG> Lawrence Rey Topham (I-Utah) * > MG> Lemuel Tucker (I-Michigan) * > MG> Da Vid (Light Party-California) * > MG> Tom Wells (Family Values Party-Florida) * > MG> A.J. Wildman (I-Virginia) * > > MG> Of course each Party or candidate has to meet each state's qualifications > to > MG> appear on the ballot. But write-ins are allowed everywhere. After > much > MG> soul-searching I wrote in Andrew Rotramel from Texas. He is described > MG> thusly: > MG> Andrew M. Rotramel (Texas) > > MG> It's hard to take a Presidential candidate seriously when his campaign > site > MG> is peppered with comments like "When I die, I want my remains scattered > in a > MG> nice wooded area. The only catch is that I don't want to be cremated > first" > MG> and "One of my resolutions for this year my resolution is to do > something > MG> useful around the house each day, like flush." Rotramel readily admits > he > MG> has no chance of winning. Instead, he wants to "make my positions on > various > MG> issues known. I hope to influence some to a more enlightened way of > seeing > MG> the world." His liberal platform includes abolishing the death penalty, > MG> legalizing prostitution and narcotic drugs, and amending the > constitutional > MG> Bill of Rights to guarantee a right to food, shelter and health care. > He > MG> also wants to make anarchist professor Noam Chomsky -- who recently > called > MG> the US the "world's leading state sponsor of terrorism" -- the National > MG> Security Advisor. > > MG> Hope this helps. > > MG> Mike Geary > > MG> Memphis > > > > > > > -- > Judy Evans, Cardiff, UK > mailto:judithevans001@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html > -- Erin ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html