[lit-ideas] Some Things Are True

  • From: "Mike Geary" <atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:17:22 -0500

It just occurred to me, thinking of Paul Stone and his up-coming Christmas 
child-rearing crisis,  the perfect solution: go Jewish!  I can't believe I 
didn't think of this for myself with my kids -- Christ, I could have saved 
$10,000 at least.  Raise them Jewish until time for Bar or Bat Mitzvah, then 
announce the family's conversion to Hinduism.   But you must make it very clear 
to the kids that you are Reformed, else they might start demanding that you 
obey all those dietary laws and who wants that? 

Mike Geary
not believing I missed out on such an easy out.
Memphis

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