[lit-ideas] Re: Social Darwinism or Darwinian Socialism?

  • From: Robert Paul <robert.paul@xxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Thu, 29 Dec 2005 21:59:01 -0800

ANTI-HUMANISTS STAGE FINAL (?) RALLY

By Tom Malthus

Paris, 29 December 2005

Hundreds of thousands of so-called anti-humanists, many of them members of End It All, a group devoted to ‘ending the folly, sickness, excesses, and inherent stupidity’ of mankind, filled the Place de la Concorde, and adjacent streets today, in preparation for a mass New Year’s Day ‘snuff out,’ in which the group and its supporters will gather to commit mass suicide ‘for the good of civilization.’

Workers from Doctors Without Borders, Mercy Corps, and the Ford Foundation, could be seen throwing their name tags into piles of burning medical supplies, blankets, food, and bottled water. Librarians braved the smoke to add copies of the works of Homer, Sophocles, Shakespeare, and Tom Clancy, to the flames.

‘The dupes who contribute money to these sicko organizations, and the perverts who encourage our delinquent children to read so-called great literature, deserve everything they get,’ said Michael (‘Big Dog’) Badnarik, EIA spokesman, as he watched a blind Parisien try to make his way around the bonfires. ‘I guess he couldn’t wait,’ he said, as the blind man stumbled, then feel face down into the flames.

Members of the World Society for the Protection of Animals, the Humane Society International, the International Society for Animal Rights, Greenpeace, and PETA, chanted ‘Hey, hey, ho, ho! Kitty cats must go!’ as they tossed live cats and dogs into the blaze.

Men and women wearing T-shirts with the slogan MY HONOR STUDENT IS NEXT! stood on balconies and rooftops, as smoke and burning embers filled the sky.

‘It’s about time we humans recognized that we are responsible for everything, including us,’ said a young woman holding a sign that read ‘Who designed you?’

Robert Paul contributed to this report.
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