[lit-ideas] Re: Smart ass jokes
- From: John McCreery <john.mccreery@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: Lit-Ideas <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2013 08:48:41 +0900
LOL!
There is more philosophy to be found here than in the usual martini.
John
On Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 8:33 AM, Mike Geary <gearyservice@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> 1. Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe revising his draft of
> Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee,
> please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but
> we're out of cream. How about with no milk?" {phattmatt}
>
> 2. "Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?" {guitartard}
>
> 3. Entropy isn't what it used to be. {inwalshe89}
>
> 4. A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The
> biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5 ft. to the left, the chemist takes
> a shot and misses 5 ft. to the right, the statistician yells "We got 'em!"
> {Arcadian5656}
>
> 5. There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate
> from incomplete data sets {cynognathus:}
>
> 6. There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure
> {skullturf}
>
> 7. Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K
> now. {the breadlord}
>
> 8. The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf
> of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with
> 12 loaves of bread. {android47}
>
> 9. A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the
> newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a
> girl"? The logician replies: "yes". {jdefaver}
>
> 10. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
> (LaChupacabras}
>
> 11. A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says "Make me one with
> everything." {SpookyStairs}
>
> 12. What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder.
> {flamebrockade}
>
> 13. C, E flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no
> minors." {Mkewl}
>
> 14. The bartender says,"We don't serve time travellers in here."
> A time traveller walks into a bar.
> {Erroneous Rex}
>
> 15. Wife walks in on husband, a string theorist, in bed with another
> woman. He shouts, "I can explain everything!" {newloaf}
>
> 16. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish
> {StickleyMan}
> .
>
> *******************************************************************************************
>
> from http:
> thoughtcatalog.com/2013/50-people-on-the-most-intellectual-joke-i-know/
>
> edited and submitted by Mike Geary (rhymes with weary, not with fairy --
> not that there's anything wrong with that)
>
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