[lit-ideas] Re: Serious vs Modern

  • From: "Steve Chilson" <stevechilson@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:59:48 +0000

On Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:15:31 -0600, "Mike Geary" <atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
said:
> 
> You lie.  I ran the same search and turned up only 329 hits.  And none
> were me.

As for the wrong numbers, I blame either myopic vision or Lawrence
Helms.  The fact that you believe none of them were you however leads me
to question whether or not you are shifting identities to avoid
detection by the John Ashcroft Is Still AG Party.  They WILL find you,
believe me.  They have very long testicles and they believe VERY
strongly in Jesus.  You are pretty much powerless in their wake. 
Surrender and admit.  
> 
>Geary also DARED to ask: 
> What?  Are you and David Myers in cahoots?  He was the last one to
> associate 
> me with pedophilia.  

You know, I thought I was being clever with the paedo bit but you've
really insulted me this time with the David Myers slur.  Firstly,
because I'm not what the Longhorns would politely call a "cock-sucking
Aggie" and secondly because I am not by any stretch of the imagination,
well, I dunno, not a Bush Lover and not a literature professor.  

If you want to throw stones at dead men, why not bring up Anthony again?

Ok, maybe he didn't call you a paedo but surely in his significant wake
of insults and law suits he must have caused a twinge in the auld
naughty bits, didn't he?

MR GEARY (is that sounding like Jury?)
I closed down Phil-Lit over that.  Do you want me to 
> close down Lit-Ideas as well? 

I want you to close EVERYTHING down.  Like that arnold governator movie
where all the sub terrestrial people don't get air if the leaders don't
want them to have air and then they're all deformed because the leaders
didn't really want them to have air anyway.

Or close EVERYTHING down like french farmers on the motorway.

(on a personal note, I was in fact stupid enough to dare to attempt the
M6 run between Manchester and Liverpool on my way back down from the
snowless Ben Nevis at the end of the massive traffic UK holiday and when
I relayed this information to Americans they were all in unison
scoffing, bah?  Traffic jam?  Three hours not moving?  Come to MY city
and see some REAL traffic.)

GEARY ALSO TRIED TO CLARIFY

 Once and for all, I am not a pedophile, 
> especially not an air conditioned liberal spank palace for Grizzlies 
> pedophile.  And even if I were, I wouldn't own up to knowing the
> Grizzlies 
> this year.
> > Memphis

You know, if you end up running for Governator of TN one day, the "I'm
not a Paedo" might be a catchy campaign slogan.  It would certainly fit
on a button and really, there isn't much any one could say against it
except for those already in prison or with bands on their ankles.

Geary, Geary,
He's Our Man
Once and For All
He's No Paedophile!

Who wouldn't back that?

I say Geary for TN to take the Gore's dead spot.  WHo has that now by
the way?


> 
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