[lit-ideas] Secretly ...
- From: "Andy Amago" <aamago@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "lit-ideas" <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 7 Jan 2006 08:38:41 -0500
I was in the Wal-Mart (renamed "Stupid Wal-Mart") the other day. Did you know
that they have Secret deodorant in scents called "Ambition" and "Confidence"?
I bought both and intend to use them at the same time so I can be ambitiously
confident, or confidently ambitious, depending on mood. They don't come with
instructions so I will have to experiment.
I noticed that our garbage pickup company was very slow in picking up the
garbage on our street this post-holiday season. They actually came the next
day. This is the first year it happened. I wonder if that means that people
bought even more junk, uh, gifts this year than usual. Stupid Wal-Mart must be
delighted.
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