I My friend with ALS used to please me to no end with his witticisms. But now I can't make out a single word he says. Tornadoes inside my chest. II Every time I decide to kill myself, the weather changes. Damn it all. III There is no god, no, none, but there are flowers and that's better. IV Flowers, after all, are but Nature's way of sticking her (and his) genitals in your face. And proudly. V I like peanut butter and butter sandwiches. I like wearing jeans to weddings. I like being skonkered. I like making satisfied people angry. I like not being trusted. I like me. VI If Jesus came down to earth, I would punch him in the nose. "Why didn't you tell us about all those goddamn germs?" I'd say. But he wouldn't know what the hell I was talking about, never having studied biology. So I'd apologize and buy him a beer and make lewd remarks about all the waitresses, to which comments, I'm sure, he'd scrunch his nose. Gods can be so boring. ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html