[lit-ideas] SUNDAY POEMS -- 3 FOR THE PRICE OF ONE PLUS A DOLLAR
- From: "Mike Geary" <atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "LIT-IDEAS" <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 23 May 2004 16:54:59 -0500
THE MAN WHO DIED WITH HIS PANTIES ON
In Martyr's Park, they found him there,
all covered in blood, but his ass was bare.
Around his ankles he proudly wore
pink lacey panties and what's more
in his mouth were his cock and balls.
Into every life some trouble falls,.
said the mayor,
widely known to be honest and fair.
-- Mike Geary
POPEYE THE SAVIOR MAN
If Brutus had claimed to be Jesus
and with Olive Oyl anointed us,
would Popeye have beat him to the cross
with spinach in hand and showed him who's boss,
or would he have said: What good am I dead?
I yam what I yam while I yam.
Oh, it's an eschatological mystery,
not to be found in your history
book.
So don't look.
-- Mike Geary
LOVE IS EASY IF YOU BE PLEASY
Some men think that women are crazy.
Women think that's just lazy
thinking on their part
who've put their heart
to sleep
rather than try to keep
in mind
the kind
of things she likes to do
and not --
even if she's hot
that's a lot
to ask,
quite a task
for a guy
like I
to be bothered with.
It's a myth
that women like pleasy men,
and ask 'em please to please 'em again.
At least I hope so.
I don't know though.
-- Mike Geary
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