WHAT'S THAT I FEEL DRIBBLING DOWN MY LEG? One of the things I hate most about God is how he apparently delights in seeing old men piss in their pants especially when lifting something heavy. Proof of Intelligent Design? Or just, as we've suspected, of a God with a cruel mind? But the joke will be on him when ten thousand million men appear at the Pearly Gates all wanting in and all stinking of urine. Mike Geary Memphis