YEAH, YEAH AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED? Sit, she said, and so I sat. Had the whole romance been so simple, I'd probably still be sittiting. But here I stand wondering what happened. There are bamboo shoots pushing up through three inches, maybe four, of asphalt recently laid in my parking space. Excuse me, but how the hell can a goddamn weed want live even more than me? The best of all worlds is the world of women's bodies. Every woman knows that without any doubt. Knows that she is what it's all about. Men circle, hawk-like, thinking this might well be their lucky day never knowing that they're the prey. I ran into God once in a coffee shop in San Francisco in 2004. His name was Fred, he said: "I like the way you sing Gregorian Chant." But I can't. "I know," he said, "but I can tell that if you could, it would loose the wings of angels and all would fall into your lap." ******* be of good cheer, Mike Geary Memphis