LIFE IS LIKE AN ONION but not a Vidalia, which I love, or a Walla Walla which is almost as good, but just an ordinary onion, yes, that's what life is like an ordinary onion that makes you cry when you open it up. Never mind the metaphor of layer upon layer opening onto nothing there, that's sophomoric, what I mean is that life is like a friend breaking down and crying in heaves while you hold her or him and everything is there, everything Mike Geary Memphis