[lit-ideas] Re: Roswell Aliens... in the White House?

  • From: "Andreas Ramos" <andreas@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2007 07:35:46 -0700

I knew the ages were impossible, but the joke is pretty funny, so whatever.

yrs,
andreas
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----- Original Message ----- From: "Paul Stone" <pastone@xxxxxxxxx>
To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Thursday, June 14, 2007 7:18 AM
Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: Roswell Aliens... in the White House?


On 6/14/07, Andreas Ramos <andreas@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

On July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed an unidentified object with five aliens
aboard crashed onto a sheep ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This
well-known incident has long been covered up by the United States Air
Force
and the federal government.

In March 1948, exactly nine months later, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney,
Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice, and Dan
Quayle were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?


This is funny and all, but the two outliers Rumsfeld (way too old - 75) and Rice (way too young - 53) makes one suspicious. Dan Quayle actually WAS born
almost exactly 7 months later, and all the others are within 6 years of
Roswell. Unfortunately Bush -- the most likely candidate was born almost
exactly a year before on July 6th. Of course, if we were talking about Bush,
we'd have to say aliens and chimpanzees wouldn't we?

paul


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