[lit-ideas] Re: Relapsed Already

  • From: Ursula Stange <Ursula@xxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 18 Sep 2006 15:52:53 -0400

"70 to 90 percent of the Iraq detentions in 2003 were ''mistakes,'' U.S. officers once told the international Red Cross." (NYTimes)
...and this is your response? Lawrence, these people have sons and daughters and mothers and fathers just like you and your friends and nieghbours. Do they 'not bleed' in your weltanschauung?
Ursula


Lawrence Helm wrote:

Mike, I suspect you are worried that Bush might come after you for Bush-bashing. Setting aside the question of whether he /ought /to come after you, I don’t think he will. I think those innocent detainees have stories similar to the following:

   1. No, I didn’t even know it was a stinger missile. Ahmed just
      asked me to hold it while he went behind a sand dune to take a leak.
   2. Honest, my wife is a real tiger and she saw this magazine, see,
      with this great big lawn, and do you have any idea how much
      liquid fertilizer it takes to grow a lawn on sand?
   3. Yeah, maybe it sounded a little like I was plotting to blow up
      some tunnels, but I was just mad, see, cause I was asking my
      cousin Nasser directions and he was teasing me, see, just
      pretending stuff. I was /never /going to blow anything up. I
      don’t even know how to blow anything up. Ask my cousin.
   4. Well my donkey wandered off, see, and I was looking for him, and
      the next thing I know some rockets are exploding all around me,
      see; so I ran into this cave. I mean I thought I was going to
      get killed, and there was this cave right there so I ran in.
      What’s wrong with that? And there were these guys already in
      there, but I didn’t know them and they didn’t know me. Now you
      tell me this was an Al Quaeda cave and they were Al Quaeda
      members, but I didn’t know anything about that. I swear. I was
      just looking for my donkey.

Do you know where your donkey is?

Lawrence

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