I get it Skipper! Rodney Dangerfield is alive and well. Anyone going to the Congress of the Humanities and Social Sciences in Fredericton? (That's in New Brunswick, btw. A province in the Atlantic region of Canada. Look on the map ... keep going eastwards ...) Cheers, Walter Quoting Mike Geary <jejunejesuit.geary2@xxxxxxxxx>: > I've never had any complaints against this List (excepting, of course, those > complaints I've already voiced), but now I do have to complain. I feel that > no one here respects my philosophical perspectives. No one races to > challenge my propositions. Why not? Are they unassailable? Or is it that > I can't quote chaper and verse? Yes, it's true, I'm no scholar of the > ancients or the middlemen or the current crack pots, but I am a human > being!!! I deserved to be heard. > > How so? you say. > > How so? God so. My beloved grandfather John Sebastian Geary came from a > family of Irish draymen in Blairsville, PA. (well, yes, before that they > came from Ireland and before that they came from Africa and before that from > amoeba). My beloved grandfather wearied of hauling other peoples "stuff" > (as George Carlin would say) and so took up plastering. Just then the > hurricane of 1906 struck Galveston, TX, killing over six thousand people and > destroying lots and lots and lots of houses. Being an astute > businessplasterer, my beloved grandfather John Sebastian Geary hie-di-hoed > himself to Galveston and started plastering. There he met my grandmother. > They did the deed from whence is my history. My father Emory Joseph Geary > swore that God killed all those poeple just to insure that he would be > brought into the world. We respected him for that. But later on in life I > wondered if he wasn't mistaken. My father wasn't the goal, I was. God > killed off six thousand for me. Thank you, God. Praise Baby Jesus. I > think it's time you folk started showing me more respect. > > Mike Geary > God's Special One > in Memphis > ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html